What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?